All over My Butt

After 9 days of wearing an old prescription, I finally got my new frames. They were free (yay!). My vision-related headaches have now wandered off to harass some other poor soul. It was an amazing transformation…as soon as I put them on, my eyes stopped popping out of my head.

My parents have been out of town for over a week now, and I finally went over to turn on the 4000 sprinklers that they have installed. With the earlier heavy rain, they really didn’t need to be on…and even now, it’s only the really dry air and winds that made me turn them on. There were 8 different controllers, with a full page of instructions on where they were located and how to turn them on. Many of the controllers are located inside places that are locked, so that made it even more fun. May my parents return safely soon…because their yard should not be left in my care. And their dog is cranky and snaps at everyone who walks by her.

If I were rich and had a tiny bottom (or maybe these aren’t for a tiny bottom…but if I had a bootie that I didn’t mind emblazoning), Ed Hardy would be all over it. My butt, that is…

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Although I don’t get why I have to wear Jason’s name on my butt too. I love this stuff…it’s so completely obnoxious and not me (I wore a purple shirt to school yesterday with my black pants and everyone FREAKED out.). I have to say, the guy’s website is incredibly bad…it’s probably easier to just google it and check the discount sites…what I really need are embroidered skulls on my butt. How long before the principal calls me into his office for THAT one???

A moment…I just had to go punch in a password for my son to purchase Camp Grenada (Hello Mudda, Hello Faddah, Here I am at…) on iTunes. My life is disturbing in so many ways.

There is no fabric work going on, but I am trying to get ahead of the grading and finals week prep so I can have Monday off to play with fabric. MLK would approve.

Apparently I’m expected to make dinner tonight (and do grades). Guess I should get on with it.

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  1. pete Says:

    Japan. Granada. Spelling. Nazi.

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